January 2011
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ohrochester: From a commercial that just popped up on the teevee: “Have you heard? ‘Little Fockers’ is the #1 movie in America!” Damn. 2010 has sucked right up until the very end.
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December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Uh Oh
This is going to be the straightest party I will have gone to in months. 
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Qurls
Maybe it’s just me, but when people you don’t know in any way on tumblr become your only role models, or if what they do has some sort of deep emotional impact on you, then you need to reevaluate your relationship to the internet.  If having droves of those people follow you is what popular bloggers have to deal with, I am so happy to be unloved.
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Why
are all of my followers deactivating? -_-
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New fun drinking game
watch the movie Thirteen Days and take a drink every time you can imagine that the world would have ended if Sarah Palin were in JFK’s shoes.
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“In 2009, James made headlines for mumbling the word “homo” after a colleague...”
– Mecklenberg County Commissioner Bill James
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when you follow someone for their looks but they...
Dec 25th
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Anonymous asked: You are a beautiful boy.

PS. Merry Christmas
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Thanks
for the birthday wishes everyone. Everyone else, you are dead to me I still love you.
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Lol
So I’m now a member of the hiring committee for my college’s Chief Technology Officer, a position which requires not only administrative experience but an ability to predict and embrace the future of technology. Two of the candidates have listed aol or hotmail accounts as their primary email addresses.
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
Website in a Drawer
clientsfromhell: Client: “I’ve got this website, but could you put it on a CD so my customers can view it easier?” Me: “They’ll be viewing it on a computer, right?  Do they not have internet?” Client: “They have internet, but this way if they want to view my material, they can quickly pull the CD out of their desk drawer and put it in the computer.  This way if they want to show other...
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